Dear Sweetheart, I can't send my salary this month. The global market crisis has affected me, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart.
Your loving husband
His wife replied...
Sweetheart Dearest,
Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses I paid with the kisses...
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. 2. The ZESA man agreed not to disconnect us only after 7 kisses. 3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent. 4. The SPAR owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items - hope you understand. 5. Other expenses: 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and
I hope I can complete the month using this balance...
Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advise!!!
Our loving thoughts are with Chrystal and family today. It was special to be with them today when Ray passed on, I felt such peace. I've never been with someone as they take their last breath, puts so much of life into perspective.
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