2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

A couple walked into a tourist shop in
mbare. The rastaman said to them, I have
some special sandals I think you would be
interested in. "Dey make you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying
the sandals after what the man claimed, but her
husband felt he really didn't need them,being the
sex God he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could
sandals make you into a sex freak?" The
rastaman replied, "Just try dem on maan." So,
the husband, after some badgering from his wife,
finally gave in, and tried them on. As
soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got
this wild look in his eyes, something his wife
hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an
eye, the husband grabbed the rastaman, bent
him over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped
down his own pants, and grabbed a
firm hold of the rastaman's hips.
The rastaman then began screaming,
"chimbomirai... mapfeka banana..mapfeka
banana kani!!"

You are a girl and have a guy friend whom you've known for a long time. You were interested in him but you guys were in different spaces at the time - pulling in totally different directions . But life has changed dramatically for both of you. You meet up again after a year or two and realize that maybe you over looked a potentially good man. As a girl is it acceptable to call the guy first? Is classed as "A Move"???? (P.S. you never phoned him before - it just never got that far)

Slowly. Companies are more and more starting to have web presence in terms of websites even if these rarely load fully or respond to their website based emails! E-commerce is something ALL companies should seriously consider since local banks are already issuing cards that can be used for e-commerce i.e buying from websites. Slowly, slowly they'll get it. BUT on the upside people use lists like dipleague and classifieds to hawk their goods and that is supposed to provide some very good responses since a lot of people play on their computers at work. Like me right now lol! I mean folks go through these lists or have them delivered into their inboxes and you could advertise your products/services and have people call you. The point I am trying to make is all business people esp the smaller,start-ups (like mine) need to be on the ball and embrace e-commerce or internet marketing or any biz on the net. The alternative to getting our much-needed publicity is to go around announcing in town...not me. I like the anonymity and directness of the internet. It also filters the browsers from the buyers. We ALL want buyers! As a new company, I'm gonna take advantage of the bigger more established competitors wanting you to phone them or go there by being on the net and being RESPONSIVE which is their big weakness. Watch this space! x-